In Need Of Some New Awesome Youtube Videos?

So, are you guys getting tired of watching keyboard cat and FRED all day long? Ok so maybe not FREd but yeah Keyboard Cat does get boring. My totally awesome friend/cousin Martin Valencia a.k.a MyloMartin (http://youtube.com/mylomartin) makes these amazingly hilarious Youtube videos. Check out his videos titled Cornify!!, I'm on an urban boat, 51 thing I found in my room, RE:Will you go to the dance with me?, and Live from:The Real Beach! So again that url is http://youtube.com/mylomartin. Check him out!Until next time...DFTBA!!

What's Wrong With The Disney Girls?

I was texting my friend Jessica when she told me that a good topic to discuss with you guys would be, Disney skanks. Now I honestly do not like the girls on the Disney Channel whatsoever. Well it’s really just Miley, Demi, and Selena. I’ll start with Miley, ahh what can I say about Miley. Oh I know! It seems like now every time she does a photo shoot she’d rather do it without clothing. Really Miley? You’re 16 and you already want to be a Playboy model? What’s wrong with you? I mean besides your irritating voice, laugh, Oh and when you try to speak Miley, you never make sense! I sleep in class sometimes and even I can sound like I “learneded a lot” while I was in school. Oh and Miley when you Tweet, you really shouldn’t say that you’re on the toilet, it just makes you look like an even bigger idiot! And Demi, my only beef with you is that you’re going down Miley’s hoe-like path and wanting to date 20 year-old men. You are 16 hun! You can barely drive, and you wanna date an adult? UGH! Selena…I just hate you because you &qout’dated’&qout Taylor Lautner (a.k.a my future husband haha). So now I want to hear from YOU readers! Let me know what you think of the “Disney Skanks.” Do you like them, hate them? Leave a comment and let me know! Until next time…DFTBA!! (By the way check out my friend Jessica's blog http://jessiesep.blogspot.com/)

Taco Bell Dog Passes Away..

I’m very sad to say that, Gidget, a.k.a the Taco Bell Chihuahua recently passed away on Tuesday. At 15 years old, the cute and adorable little dog died of a stroke. Sue Chipperton, Gidget’s trainer stated “She made so many people happy.” And that you did Gidget!

Michael Jackson's Death. "Manslaughter"?

So this morning I told you about how officials were raiding the office of Dr. Conrad Murray a.k.a. Michael Jackson’s live in doctor. Well now police believe that this time they have solids leads, and that MJ’s tragic death was actually murder. No one has yet to say whether or not Dr. Murray is a suspect.

Prepare To Be Dazzled...

Yes Twilight Nation, that is the lovely and delicious Robert Pattinson!! US Weekly released these outtakes from his photo shoot with Rolling Stone. I don't really get the point of why he's wet, but who cares! He still looks beautiful...Keep it up R-Pattz!!...DFTBA!!

World of Warcraft To Be Made Into A Movie?

Yes that is right all you gaming nerds World of Warcraft will be made into a movie! It's said that producers from The Dark Knight and Spiderman director Sam Raimi are working on the movie. Why they’d make a movie based on this game, who knows. I’d like to know how they’re gonna pull this off. I’m sure that tons of 30-something year-old men are jumping up and down in front of their computers in their mom’s basement freaking out about this! Until next time…DFTBA!

Is Tobey Maguire THAT Desperate For Work?

So, I hear that Sam Raimi director of all of the horrible Spiderman Movies (except for the 3rd it was particularly entertaining) is working on an equally as terrible Spiderman 4. Really Toby Maguire, can you not find work anywhere else? The world doesn't need 4 Spiderman movies. We were perfectly fine with one! Like seriously what does Toby even do when he isn't making a Spiderman movie? Is he just at home on his mom's couch watching cartoons or does he work at a Mcdonalds? Who knows and honestly who cares! Personally I think that Spiderman 4 deserves to tank in the box office but we all know that won't happen, beacause the super amazing nerds of the world won't let it! (Sorry nerds I still love you though!) Until next time...DFTBA!

Comic-Con 2009 Update...

Ok, please do not be mad at me for writing about Comic-Con! I'm just a geek and I totally love Comic-Con and I think that it's the awesomest thing EVER! So tonight is preview night for Comic-Con 2009, meaning that a few lucky people who shelled out the extra cash, will get to go inside the San-Diego convention center and look at what vendors and exhibits will be there. Now the big hype surrounding Comic-Con is....THE NEW MOON PANEL!! Last year the Twilight Panel, where the cast, Stephenie Meyer, and the director answered questions, was crazy insane.Freakish little 12 year old girls who wouldn't shut up so that you could hear the cast speak, got to ask the stars questions. And of course many of these retards pulled the "R-Pattz will you marry me?" stunt which surprisingly got irritating after the 5th girl asked that.Really Twilight Nation, no! Never ask that question, I love me some R-Pattz too but you just make yourself look like an idiot when you ask him to marry you in front of like 10,000 people.Just shut your face and ask him a simple question like, "Rob, why do you only shower when the studio you're working for tells you to?" By the way I'm not trying to rude when I say that, it's the truth, but who cares that's one of the reasons I love Rob! Until next time...DFTBA!!

MJ's Doctor's Office Being Raided RIGHT NOW!

News just broke out that officials are raiding the office of Dr.Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's live-in doctor. 24 DEA agents, Los Angeles police detectives, and Houston officers, dressed in raid outfits, showed up with search warrants and entered the property. I'll be sure to keep you posted with any new details that come up...DFTBA!!