Ok, so I told you guys about my awesome friend/not cousin even though I call him that, Martin Valencia! Well I need to give him a totally awesome amazing congratulations because his video review of Cornify.com was posted on their Twitter and their official website!! Way to go Martin! Here's the video for you to check out, and be sure to go show him love over on his youtube channel...DFTBA!!!
OMG! Twilight Nation this clip, which was released at Comic-Con features Taylor Lautner, YES! Taylor Lautner...wait for it... Shirtless! I almost had a heart attack when I saw this. By the way, it's the motorcycle riding scene!!!! Warning:Please advise those that ARE NOT fans of Twilight to leave the room or cover their ears, because I promise you that this is gonna cause some MAJOR fangirling!!
So everyone that REALLY knows me, knows that I love me some Vlogbrothers a.k.a. John and Hank Green.Who,in fact, inspired the naming of this blog! So, listen to what John has to say about why nerds are so awesome, and why 'nerd' isn't even an insult!
Prepare yourselves Twilighters, I fainted when I heard this....The New Moon website has released TONS of new pictures,videos,and even SOUND CLIPS from The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Ok Twilighters BREATHE! You can download wallpapers, read qoutes from the movie, and even see NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN shots of the cast.To check them out click the link http://newmoonthemovie.com Until next time...DFTBA!!
Anybody?...No? Well, if you change your mind, Amy Crackhouse is rumored to be creating a fragrance, that "smells just like her". Eau De Marijuana? Eau De Cocaine? Or Eau De Heroine? Who knows if she can't pick one of these scents, maybe she can create a whole entire line of fragrances! Won't that be a great Christmas gift to give to your family druggie?Because you know we all have one! So what do you think readers? Will her fragrances sell or will they tank? Until next time...DFTBA!!
So, are you guys getting tired of watching keyboard cat and FRED all day long? Ok so maybe not FREd but yeah Keyboard Cat does get boring. My totally awesome friend/cousin Martin Valencia a.k.a MyloMartin (http://youtube.com/mylomartin) makes these amazingly hilarious Youtube videos. Check out his videos titled Cornify!!, I'm on an urban boat, 51 thing I found in my room, RE:Will you go to the dance with me?, and Live from:The Real Beach! So again that url is http://youtube.com/mylomartin. Check him out!Until next time...DFTBA!!
I’m very sad to say that, Gidget, a.k.a the Taco Bell Chihuahua recently passed away on Tuesday. At 15 years old, the cute and adorable little dog died of a stroke. Sue Chipperton, Gidget’s trainer stated “She made so many people happy.” And that you did Gidget!
Ok, please do not be mad at me for writing about Comic-Con! I'm just a geek and I totally love Comic-Con and I think that it's the awesomest thing EVER! So tonight is preview night for Comic-Con 2009, meaning that a few lucky people who shelled out the extra cash, will get to go inside the San-Diego convention center and look at what vendors and exhibits will be there. Now the big hype surrounding Comic-Con is....THE NEW MOON PANEL!! Last year the Twilight Panel, where the cast, Stephenie Meyer, and the director answered questions, was crazy insane.Freakish little 12 year old girls who wouldn't shut up so that you could hear the cast speak, got to ask the stars questions. And of course many of these retards pulled the "R-Pattz will you marry me?" stunt which surprisingly got irritating after the 5th girl asked that.Really Twilight Nation, no! Never ask that question, I love me some R-Pattz too but you just make yourself look like an idiot when you ask him to marry you in front of like 10,000 people.Just shut your face and ask him a simple question like, "Rob, why do you only shower when the studio you're working for tells you to?" By the way I'm not trying to rude when I say that, it's the truth, but who cares that's one of the reasons I love Rob! Until next time...DFTBA!!
Yesterday Chris Brown released a video statement in which he apologized to all of his fans and asked for their forgiveness. He stated that he "wanted to make a public apology earlier." However he also said that he was 'advised by his lawyers not to.' I know as well as any other person who stays updated on current events that Chris Brown grew up in a home where there was domestic violence. But I don't think that should serve as an excuse. When you BEAT your significant other you shouldn't be giving excuses you should just shut up and accept the consequences that come with your retarded actions. Now they're saying that he could possibly get 4 years in prison, but let's face it...he's a celebrity! My guess: He'll get about 2 months in prison, then he'll get either house arrest, probation, or community service. Do you agree, or have a different opinion? Let me know and leave a comment!! Until Next Time...DFTBA.
To watch Chris Brown's video apology click the link:http://perezhilton.com/tv/index.php?ptvid=48179165d45f0
Well, it just goes to show you that when you're an actor, or even a singer, that you can get away with ANYTHING. Recently Jamie Waylett who plays Hogwarts' school bully Vincent Crabbe was busted for growing 10 marijuana plants in his mothers house. Now in London the sentence for growing marijuana is 14 years in prison, but because this dude is a ""celebrity"" he got off with 120 hours of community service. now if a random guy off the street were to get caught growing pot then he'd probably get the 14 years in prison. So listen up all you thugs, pimps, and hustlers of America; become famous and maybe you can get away with the crimes that you're commiting too!! Until next time...DFTBA!
Obviously everyone knows what Twitter is. However, if you don't then where have been? Are you living under a rock? But seriously, Twitter is the perfect network for stalkers! Don't get me wrong I love Twitter and I myself have a Twitter account, but most of the people that follow me don't even know who I am! So, my vote is that Twitter, just like Myspace, needs a slogan. Since Myspace is "A Place For Friends" and Facebook is, well I don't even know if Facebook has a slogan, but whatever! I think it's only fair that Twitter gets its own slogan. So I came up with two slogans that you can vote for just by leaving a comment and I'll submit it to the people over at the Twitter headquarters. So here it goes... "Twitter...The Stalker's Network" or "Twitter...A Place For Stalkers." Let me know which one is your favorite and I'll tally up the results! Until next time...DFTBA!
So, I'm a fan of the show Jon And Kate Plus Eight. But lately it seems like this next season should be called "Jon Minus Kate Plus Eight." From the looks of it Jon would rather be jet-setting across the globe with women that are 10 years younger than him,barhopping, and now it seems like he's bed-hopping too!! What's wrong with this guy?? He has eight ADORABLE children who are probably wondering where there father's always running off to, and he has the nerve to leave Kate at home with all of their kids! Recently he's been seen all over New York and even France with his girlfriend, 22 year-old Hailey Glassman. But just last night Jon was having dinner, and getting pretty close to another woman that wasn't Hailey or his former wife Kate. It was a reporter for STAR magazine, Kate Major. Yes that's right folks, this gold digger's name is also Kate. Who knows, if he has a thing for women named Kate then maybe Kate Hudson will be his next piece of arm-candy soon.
Until next time! DFTBA
Since those idiots over in D.C. really have NO IDEA whatsoever on how to fix our economic crisis, I am stepping in and offering some advice. Now you may be thinking. "But you're only 15, how are YOUR ideas going to help us?" Well let me tell you something, a five year old could probably get us out of this mess faster than one of those bone-heads dressed up in their stupid monkey suits over in D.C. So, here's my 3 SIMPLE steps to fixing the economy.
Well until next time! DFTBA
So the pig-headed law makers over at the California state capitol finally made a budget agreement that is supposedly going to close the $26.3 billion deficit by cutting $15.5 billion in spending. Now, you and I both know what they're gonna cut the $15.5 billion from,education. Yes people that is right, those IDIOTS over in Sacramento are probably going to completely cut funding to schools. I mean honestly what are they gonna spend the state's money on? My guess: Schwarzenegger's steroids! Seriously a lot of people are surprised that California's in such bad shape but really, what do you expect from a former bodybuilder/actor? When the elections were going on for California governor, I think we would've been better off if the voters chose Gary Coleman. Until next time!! DFTBA
Everyone's complaining about how America's health care sucks, and about our economic problems. Well I have an easy solution America!! Why don't we all pack up our stuff, rent a uhaul, and head on over to Canada?! Doesn't that sound great? We'd ALL get free health care then! Just imagine it...free visits to the doctor, not having to pay for prescriptions. Ahh now THAT is the good life. And for those of you who are thinking, "Why do I want to move to Canada just for free health care?" Let me answer that for you. First of all Canada isn't threatened by North Korean nuclear missiles. Second they have the world's ONLY full sized water park that's inside of a shopping mall. Now that is pretty awesome! And third, the bacon there may only be thinly sliced ham, but it tastes amazing!! Well until next time...DFTBA!!
One month after his death, it seems that all of these shows such as ET, Inside Edition, and Extra can talk about is Michael Jackson. Honestly, I am a huge fan of MJ don’t get me wrong, but why can’t they all just shut up?!!! When Farrah Fawcett died no one even cared. And now that he’s gone everyone that used to talk smack and make jokes about Michael are upset and are acting like they really care. Honestly if you cared, then when he was alive you wouldn’t have made fun of his appearance, laughed at his way of life, or dissed his parenting skills. What really makes me sick is that people seem to think that just because Michael Jackson’s children wore masks that he was a bad father. Well you know what? There are children whose fathers beat them until they’re black and blue! From what I’ve seen Michael loved those children so much that he would’ve probably jumped in front of a bullet for those kids. What’s wrong with people these days? Don’t you know that when you truly love someone you don’t make a mockery out of them while they’re alive and go into a crazy depression once they’re dead? So to those of you who claim to be fans of Michael Jackson, ask yourself these questions. What did I do while Michael was alive? What did I do after he died?
Well until next time!!
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As I'm sure you're all aware California is $42 billion in debt. People are getting paid with IOU's and now schools aren't getting ANY money...AT ALL!! now I don't want to seem rude, or prejudice but if the people of California would've kept Governor Gray Davis then maybe we wouldv'e been doing waayy better than we are now! I mean voting for someone who can't pronounce the name of the state that he's in charge of is CRAZY! Really California, Really?? Schwarzenegger says KELLYfornia, am I the only one who can hear that?! What's going to happen when schools can't pay for supplies, or when schools don't get money when students show up? Are they going to start making us PAY to go to public school? I don't know about all of you but I think that we need to throw Governor Schwarzenegger out on his butt and bring in current San Fransisco mayor Gavin Newsom. Hopefully he can fix the state's problems! And to all of you, DFTBA!!
Hello all of you beautiful people who are taking the time to read this!! My name's Alicia...I'm pretty much your average 15 year old, trying to get through high school and figuring out who I am. I'm not the most popular person but I'm not a total loser either!! My views on life are different than most teens. I like to stay current on news so basically my commentary on current events is what I'll be posting. I'm a nerdfighter,if you don't know what that is, it's from the Vlogbrothers on Youtube...check them out! http://youtube.com/vlogbrothers Well until I post a new blog....DFTBA!! (another Vlogbrothers reference)
