Since those idiots over in D.C. really have NO IDEA whatsoever on how to fix our economic crisis, I am stepping in and offering some advice. Now you may be thinking. "But you're only 15, how are YOUR ideas going to help us?" Well let me tell you something, a five year old could probably get us out of this mess faster than one of those bone-heads dressed up in their stupid monkey suits over in D.C. So, here's my 3 SIMPLE steps to fixing the economy.
- Stop funding those stupid programs to try and get kids healthy. Honestly if kids wanna engorge themselves with Twinkies and Ding-Dongs, LET THEM!! you're just wasting your money by posting billboards and running TV ads. Let it go! All kids want is sugar, that's NEVER going to change!
- Get rid of welfare. Tell those people to get off their butts and GET A JOB!!!
- And last but not least, cut the pay of these idiotic lawmakers because seriously,they do nothing but sit at a desk all day. They're probably all hitting up Myspace and Facebook, or Tweeting about how bored they are just playing solitare for 6 hours straight!!
Well until next time! DFTBA
1 comments:
hahaha! this one was awesome!
kids do want sugar, and those lazy knuckleheads should get a job and lastly,
i bet those people are on facebook all day.
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