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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Hailey Glassman Is Hitting That Bong




Inside Edition recently aquired pictures of Jon Gosselin's new girlfriend Hailey Glassman....wait for it....SMOKING OUT OF A BONG! Why is that NOT surprising? Maybe this is the reason she finds him so &qout'attractive'&qout.Kate Gosselin good thinking banning that pothead from seeing your kids!!

Hailey Glassman Gushes Over Jon Gosselin


So little miss Hailey Glassman a.k.a. the gold digging homewrecker who's now dating Jon Gosselin has recently come out and talked a little bit about their &qout"love"&qout. Even though America knows that Hailey is just in it for the fame. Anyways, Hailey recently stated that she "admired Jon" and that "he was so strong." Seriously Hailey I know that weed and crack can mess with your brain, but how 'strong' can a chubby, 32 year-old, balding asain man be? Honey you need to put down your crack pipe and look at that man again! Because there is no way that man is strong, and there is NO WAY that he has any appeal whatsoever.She also said that her parents "think of Jon as part of the family." Well once Jon 'The Cradle Snatcher' Gosselin breaks her heart, her parents will think different.Who will Jon's next girlfriend be? My guess:Dakota Fanning you better watch out!! Until next time...DFTBA!!

Taylor Lautner Goes Shirtless For 'New Moon' Promo


OMG! This is totally and completely drool-worthy! This picture just leaked onto the web shows Taylor Lautner baring his chest for a 'New Moon' promo. A+ for you Taylor! Those Abs are looking mighty fine! Haha Sometimes I think that it should be illegal for that boy to wear a shirt!! Agree? Let me know! Until next time...DFTBA!

New "New Moon" Still Released!


Everyone that I'm friends with knows that the Twilight Saga is one of my obsessions. So when I saw this picture I just thought "UGH!! Why can't that be ME??!!" The picture shows Jacob and Bella (aka Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart) in a very compromising embrace, which again makes me want to punch K-Stew in the face and take her place next to Taylor Lautner. And for those of you fellow Twi-Hards or Twilighters, whatever you prefer to be called, there are only 121 days until The Twilight Saga:New Moon is released. Until next time...DFTBA!!

Lady Gaga's Fashion Mishaps


We all know that Lady Gaga has a very insane sense of style, but when she showed up to an interview in Germany dressed in a poncho made of Kermit the Frog dolls that was it for me! This chick is obviously crazy. She even had the matching headband! I love Lady Gaga but something needs to be done about her clothing!

Chris 'Woman Beater" Brown Apologizes

Yesterday Chris Brown released a video statement in which he apologized to all of his fans and asked for their forgiveness. He stated that he "wanted to make a public apology earlier." However he also said that he was 'advised by his lawyers not to.' I know as well as any other person who stays updated on current events that Chris Brown grew up in a home where there was domestic violence. But I don't think that should serve as an excuse. When you BEAT your significant other you shouldn't be giving excuses you should just shut up and accept the consequences that come with your retarded actions. Now they're saying that he could possibly get 4 years in prison, but let's face it...he's a celebrity! My guess: He'll get about 2 months in prison, then he'll get either house arrest, probation, or community service. Do you agree, or have a different opinion? Let me know and leave a comment!! Until Next Time...DFTBA.

To watch Chris Brown's video apology click the link:http://perezhilton.com/tv/index.php?ptvid=48179165d45f0

Harry Potter Actor Gets Community Service

Well, it just goes to show you that when you're an actor, or even a singer, that you can get away with ANYTHING. Recently Jamie Waylett who plays Hogwarts' school bully Vincent Crabbe was busted for growing 10 marijuana plants in his mothers house. Now in London the sentence for growing marijuana is 14 years in prison, but because this dude is a &quot"celebrity"&quot he got off with 120 hours of community service. now if a random guy off the street were to get caught growing pot then he'd probably get the 14 years in prison. So listen up all you thugs, pimps, and hustlers of America; become famous and maybe you can get away with the crimes that you're commiting too!! Until next time...DFTBA!

Twitter...The Stalker's Network

Obviously everyone knows what Twitter is. However, if you don't then where have been? Are you living under a rock? But seriously, Twitter is the perfect network for stalkers! Don't get me wrong I love Twitter and I myself have a Twitter account, but most of the people that follow me don't even know who I am! So, my vote is that Twitter, just like Myspace, needs a slogan. Since Myspace is "A Place For Friends" and Facebook is, well I don't even know if Facebook has a slogan, but whatever! I think it's only fair that Twitter gets its own slogan. So I came up with two slogans that you can vote for just by leaving a comment and I'll submit it to the people over at the Twitter headquarters. So here it goes... "Twitter...The Stalker's Network" or "Twitter...A Place For Stalkers." Let me know which one is your favorite and I'll tally up the results! Until next time...DFTBA!

Miley,What's Wrong With This Girl?







Ok so everyone that knows me, knows that I can't stand Miley Cyrus. It's not that I'm a hater, believe me that's the farthest thing from what I really am. The thing is, she has all of these little girls that look up to and admire her. She's basically a major influence in tons of girl's lives, and she thinks that it's ok to try and show off her boobs in front of a freaking camera?! Are you kidding me?!! She recently did a photoshoot with ELLE Magazine and to be completley honest with you folks she looked like a hooker!! No wonder Hugh Hefner a.k.a the founder of Playboy Magazine, offered her a centerfold when she turns 18.



Jon Minus Kate Plus Eight

So, I'm a fan of the show Jon And Kate Plus Eight. But lately it seems like this next season should be called "Jon Minus Kate Plus Eight." From the looks of it Jon would rather be jet-setting across the globe with women that are 10 years younger than him,barhopping, and now it seems like he's bed-hopping too!! What's wrong with this guy?? He has eight ADORABLE children who are probably wondering where there father's always running off to, and he has the nerve to leave Kate at home with all of their kids! Recently he's been seen all over New York and even France with his girlfriend, 22 year-old Hailey Glassman. But just last night Jon was having dinner, and getting pretty close to another woman that wasn't Hailey or his former wife Kate. It was a reporter for STAR magazine, Kate Major. Yes that's right folks, this gold digger's name is also Kate. Who knows, if he has a thing for women named Kate then maybe Kate Hudson will be his next piece of arm-candy soon.
Until next time! DFTBA

Fixing The Economy, MY Way.

Since those idiots over in D.C. really have NO IDEA whatsoever on how to fix our economic crisis, I am stepping in and offering some advice. Now you may be thinking. "But you're only 15, how are YOUR ideas going to help us?" Well let me tell you something, a five year old could probably get us out of this mess faster than one of those bone-heads dressed up in their stupid monkey suits over in D.C. So, here's my 3 SIMPLE steps to fixing the economy.

  1. Stop funding those stupid programs to try and get kids healthy. Honestly if kids wanna engorge themselves with Twinkies and Ding-Dongs, LET THEM!! you're just wasting your money by posting billboards and running TV ads. Let it go! All kids want is sugar, that's NEVER going to change!
  2. Get rid of welfare. Tell those people to get off their butts and GET A JOB!!!
  3. And last but not least, cut the pay of these idiotic lawmakers because seriously,they do nothing but sit at a desk all day. They're probably all hitting up Myspace and Facebook, or Tweeting about how bored they are just playing solitare for 6 hours straight!!

Well until next time! DFTBA

California Budget Agreement Made!! Yay

So the pig-headed law makers over at the California state capitol finally made a budget agreement that is supposedly going to close the $26.3 billion deficit by cutting $15.5 billion in spending. Now, you and I both know what they're gonna cut the $15.5 billion from,education. Yes people that is right, those IDIOTS over in Sacramento are probably going to completely cut funding to schools. I mean honestly what are they gonna spend the state's money on? My guess: Schwarzenegger's steroids! Seriously a lot of people are surprised that California's in such bad shape but really, what do you expect from a former bodybuilder/actor? When the elections were going on for California governor, I think we would've been better off if the voters chose Gary Coleman. Until next time!! DFTBA