Hey Here's An Idea!!

Everyone's complaining about how America's health care sucks, and about our economic problems. Well I have an easy solution America!! Why don't we all pack up our stuff, rent a uhaul, and head on over to Canada?! Doesn't that sound great? We'd ALL get free health care then! Just imagine it...free visits to the doctor, not having to pay for prescriptions. Ahh now THAT is the good life. And for those of you who are thinking, "Why do I want to move to Canada just for free health care?" Let me answer that for you. First of all Canada isn't threatened by North Korean nuclear missiles. Second they have the world's ONLY full sized water park that's inside of a shopping mall. Now that is pretty awesome! And third, the bacon there may only be thinly sliced ham, but it tastes amazing!! Well until next time...DFTBA!!